Guys, i have a revalation. exuses are fabulous. If you ever need one just come re-read this magnifiuscefdsgfg page and... ok just read

exuse number one (hw):

i was sitting at my desk last night just a working away when my dog/cat/ferret/hamster/snake/parrot etc. just walked/slithered/flew etc. in and began to speak. he/she told me about a land where they were in dire need of paper so that they could write the peace treaty. I had no paper to give my pet who obviously really needed it exept my ___________(whatever you are working on). So i did. You should be proud of me! i gave up my work to save a country.

to get out of something:

I would love to do this little peice of work for you but sadly i cannot. my doctor said that if i did anything that even resembled _____________ they would have to romove my ankles and wrists. i need to be able to move around properly, and moving properly involves having ankles and wrists. im am sorry i cannot help you, maybe ask _____________.

ok, maybe i will add somemore later

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